Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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