He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
