i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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