Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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