Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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