return my video game
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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