Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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