Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I need water and some morals
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