Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Randomize
