And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You don't make any sense
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