he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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