ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
this boner is exhausting
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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