only you would photoshop your dick
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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