I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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