The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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