I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
lets start a swedish sibling band together
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
