Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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