He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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