Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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