didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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