I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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