The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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