My boss' voice literally gives me gas
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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