I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I love black thongs
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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