She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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