that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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