windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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