This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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