you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Boobs are out for the taking
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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