I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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