garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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