That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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