When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just pee around me
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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