Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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