he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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