Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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