i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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