just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
we should paint friendship bongs
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