Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I understand Curling. That high.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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