Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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