At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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