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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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