I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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