I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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