What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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