I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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