Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
