operation have a gay friend backfired
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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