absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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