sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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