He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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