question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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