I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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