Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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